You know the story. It happens to everyone.

You reach your girlfriend's house, and get off of your motorcycle. Then you pull off your prosthetic hand, and leave it gripped to the handlebar, while you go inside to do the "dirty".

And when you come back to your bike two hours later, someone stole your hand!

It happened again yesterday, to a teenager in the UK. Jack Baker tried asking other people if they saw his hand somewhere, but there wasn't anyone around...

"I went for a look around, but I couldn't see my hand anywhere. There were no kids about and no one to ask if they had seen it. I ended up jumping on my bike and going home."

Jack had a specially made motorcycle designed to work with his prosthetic hand. And the hand itself cost 450 pounds (US $903.00). But you see, NO ONE in the UK ever steals prosthetic hands, not even ones that cost $903.00! Or at least, they're not supposed to.

Such is life for a 19 year old DUMBSHIT!

Via Associated Press

Labels: Dumb People, Strange Stuff