Brain Damaged Motorcyclists Wanted

Tom Brossart, the editor of the Payson Roundup, the local newspaper for Payson, AZ, published an editorial in his fishwrap today, listing out the top 10 reasons why having more speeders on local roadways might be a good thing for his city...

Now, we were going to urge our beloved readers to slow down out there. But then we got to thinking: Maybe we're missing something. So many people speed with such flare and persistence, that perhaps we're being narrow minded. So, instead, let us consider some good reasons to speed.

And of course tops on his list is...

1. We need more brain-damaged motorcyclist to serve as organ donors.

I'll bet that Brossart will argue that he was just trying to be funny.

Ok Tom, you were really funny.

Consider yourself lucky not having to need someone else's kidney.